A Treat For Her Mates

When my friend told me she was sending a Halloween treat, I never dreamed it would be them.

Technically, these two hot guys are here to deliver a gift, but they’re more delicious than any sweet I’ve ever had. Huge, ripped, and painted blue. Since it’s Halloween, it’s not as weird as it sounds, right? Except they’re suspiciously out of touch with the modern world. Like they’re from somewhere far, far away. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Aliens aren’t real, but somehow these guys make it feel like my alien abduction fantasies aren’t so ridiculous. Maybe they have similar fantasies of their own. I’m not sure how to ask without stripping down and offering myself to them. Now that would be a treat, wouldn’t it?